The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.– Frank Sinatra (via fabulousbitch69)
lanfanning: rizahawkye: Flame vs. Fullmetal except instead of using alchemy they have a rap battle as clearly seen here, roy automatically wins. Lmfao that’s so fucked up help me
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
uhridan: the internet may argue about many things but we are all united in our shared trauma over the nina tucker episode of fullmetal alchemist
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
lesbiansgetitdone: suckme—beautiful: I once was a tomboy, now I’m a full grown lesbian.
nerdy-fandom-girl: everythingisharrystyles: what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made...